Best of wishes to my Father

Hello, it’s me, Alex, the champion spermling that got out your phallus one day. As you well know, I worked my way out to existence with the help of your alpha male sexual powers. That little unique sperm cell took form and shape after 9 months. I started crying from the very beginning, ever since i saw the light, maybe, in that primary state of being i was already realizing what was about to follow, a life filled with hardships, obstacles , contradictions. I say contradictions because life is beautiful too, maybe i started crying out of happiness, who the fuck knows. The idea is that now I’m 22, I’m endowed with a strong mind , a body quite soft and squiggly, yet a face and a personality that’s hard to miss, so much that  even you envy me at times.

You might have the impression that I’m talking about me again, but that’s far away from the symbol of the message that I’m trying to transmit now. I’m independent and fully grown thanks to you, after all, i did lunge out of your life giving manly fountain, you God in mortal form. I am forever in your debt , you showed me the way, eh , in your own style, that one which is at a total loss for holy morals or ethics. Don’t you worry though, I’m not one of those ambulatory cadavers controlled by the forces of morals and ethics, I’d rather be alive and lacking pseudo respect.

But…fuck, here I am again , going side ways instead of wishing you a simple Happy Birthday. A special day, for you , like for any other, special for all of us.Come to think about it, it reminds me of a cluster fuck of parasites. I hope you will find the power of will to be enjoy this blessed day that brings you closer to death, that sets you even further ahead on that never ending path to immortality. God , Death and the Devil, all stopped for you today, FOR YOU !

Happy Birthday old man.

This article needs to be read  as if it were a pamphlet, especially because it was written by a mature sperm cell. DAD, I GREW ARMS !!!!!